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“Captain we’re taking several direct hits causing structural damage from rogue commentators firing at us at point blank range.”  …  Shields Up! Red Alert! All Hands Battle Stations! Engineering what’s the Damage Report  …  “Aye Captain another hit and we’ll lose hull integrity. I canna keep her together much longer, one more veiled reference to a penis or a nutsack and we’ll disintegrate into a splog!”  …   Helm come to a complete stop and fire thrusters full reverse! Weaponsmaster arm a Class A Photon Torpedo with extra-cute muscle girls and set for maximum spread.  …  “Armed and loaded Captain. Ready at your command.”  …  Fire!!   … Whooosssshhh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .BOOM!!! … “Direct hit Sir!”  …  Good work yeoman and set a warning beacon here to note the exploration boundary for sexy muscle girls.