April started as a professional fitness and glamour model appearing in many publications, from MuscleMag International to Playboy Magazine and even has her own comic book series created after her, Code Red. Not content to be just another pretty thing she decided to take it to a whole new level and trained to become a professional wrestler with the one and only Killer Kowalski. April formed a tag team with fellow Kowalski graduate Nikki Roxx in World Xtreme Wrestling known as The Killer Babes. April has gone on to have a storied career in the ring winning so many bouts and titles they’re too numerous to mention. Recently April has competed as a NPC Fitness Competitor as well as becoming a writer, photographer and entrepreneur.
The photoshop tricksters at Worth1000 are back with two more sets of pumped up celebs juiced out on steroids to the point of absurdity. I guess their first set of morphs, covered here previously, went over so well they decided to carry on with the madness. It’s mostly a hit or miss game with the quality of the morphs, with many of them so whacked out they will make you wince at how bad they are, while others are quite well done. Either way it’s good for a laugh or two…
Lisa Lipps is the Goddess Of Gazongas who burst (quite literally) onto the X-Rated Scene in 1992 with a starring role in the aptly named movie Booberella. Born in 1966 she grew up in Clearwater Florida and was a natural D cup before eventually fulfilling her destiny with those staggering enhanced jugs measuring out to 53EE. Maybe that explains those muscular arms she sports, all the better to help her carry that massive load around. The Internet Adult Film Database has this talented thespian listed as performing in over 70 movies as well as appearing on the Howard Stern Show and Jerry Springer. Hit the link below to see the gang over at Hogtied put her through the ropes and push her to the limit before forcing her to cum.
Hey it looks like it’s time for a weekend video dump .. a small diversionary journey if you will to some obscure destinations you may have missed. At the top we start with the Word for the Day brought to you by the lovely Marina Orlova, known to her millions of fans around the world as the sexy master of language presenting her internet show Hot For Words, and who just happens to have two degrees in philology which is the study of linguistics and origins of words. Next up is a clip from the TV show Spin City where Charlie Sheen meets up with the beautiful flexing female bodybuilder Mandy Blank in a funny scene. On the 2nd row we start with a local television newscast segment from 2002 whose theme is ‘What you need to know to score a relationship with a woman who is just ripped.’ Following that for your amusement is the female-to-male transsexual bodybuilder Kyle The Super Hard Kore IronFreak who is going all the way with her sex change and already taking testosterone to complete her/his journey. UffDa! And last, but not least we have an off-topic movie that blew me away starring a Ronald McDonald gone Bad Ass in the 2009 Academy Award winner for Best Animated Short Film: Logorama. Enjoy!
Pornstar Jewels Jade sports a competitive hardbody with ripped abs and pumped up biceps, with a round ass and big perky tits completing the package. This short clip is from a movie she did called Vamped and she looks quite up for the part. Jewels began stripping ten years ago in Vegas and made her first adult film in 2001, Escape to Sex Island. She tells us “I am now being created as a comic book character- since my body-building body has really turned a lot of heads!” And I can assure you my faithful readers we will be on the lookout for that when it hits the streets!
Onetime female bodybuilder Raye Hollitt, best known for her role as “Zap” on the hit syndicated television show American Gladiators shows up here in this clip from the 1989 movie Skin Deep starring John Ritter who has a one-night stand with a remarkably muscular female bodybuilder named Lonnie (Raye), telling her before sex that he feels “like Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.” The pictures above are from Raye’s 6-page celebrity pictorial for Playboy’s February 1996 issue where she puts it all out there for us and shows off that beautiful buff body of hers. Raye has made quite a remarkable career for herself over the years starting with competing in bodybuilding competitions and going on to work as a magazine model, acting in television shows like Jag, Baywatch and the Muppets, appearing in 9 feature films and still going strong to this day…
Well it looks like we’re going to have to ramp it up at the gym if we’re ever going to keep up with the likes of Gisele Bündchen, Amy Winehouse, Victoria Beckham and even Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth. These celebs who have been buffed up on digital steroids come to us from an article in the UK’s Daily Mail writing up about Worth1000.com’s photoshop contest titled Celebrity Steroids. Check out the article for the details on all this muscle madness and have the full view at Worth1000, it’s quite a hoot!
Whoa Look Out – Angelina, Jennifer, Eva & Jessica Can Kick Your Butt Now!
Well okay, maybe only on Planet Photoshop is this remotely possible, but it sure looks like it would be an interesting alternative world to explore don’t you think?. For our 3rd gallery of muscle girl morphs we turn to that endless fount of artistic expression, deviantArt, and have found six different artist who have rendered some excellent examples of this genre for us to enjoy. Links to the artists’ deviantArt page can be found on the morph page for further exploration.
Superstar Beauty Feels The Burn
One of the most photographed models in the world, sexy uber-babe Marketa Belonoha has taken a page from fellow Czech Susana Spears and headed to the gym to tone up those muscles to keep up her Goddess status. Validating once again that beyond natural beauty, a healthy toned body does wonders to complete the package.
America’s favorite lesbian fitness girl Jackie Warner, star of cable tv’s hit show Work Out hit the big Four 0h recently and a few pictures from her hot little birthday party have spilled out onto the net. That is quite a rocking physique she has going there, and seeing a little girl on girl kissing and that warm alcohol glow makes it all the more entertaining. Can we consider her a MILF now that she’s the ripe old age of 40? Or should one say LILF in this case? Hmm…
Material Girl .. Muscle Girl
She looks pretty amazing to me considering she’s hit 50 and had three children, and yet some people say she’s gone too far and looks over trained. Well here’s a picture gallery of her buffness and you can make your own call on it. She does indeed look like she has the strength to bend a rod of steel.
Lets roll out the red carpet for another batch of buffed up celebs to gawk at. Some of these are’nt the most impressive physiques around, but its always nice to see a few of the famous take care of themselves in the gym. Still no sign of Nicole Richie or Mary Kate but we’ll leave the light on at the local Hollywood Golds Gym for them.
Color Me Shocked!
I must of seen a million pictures of this boney billionaire heiress farking around without ever once seeing her with the slightest hint of any muscle definition – and then I stumble onto this story on a gossip blog about her upcoming stay in the pokey with the above picture. Hey I think she’s got something going on there and it looks like she could pack on a good bit more muscle with a little work – but maybe its like the story said – that she is ‘pumping up those scrawny arms of hers for her first prison fight.’ Hmm now that opens up some avenues for some interesting fantasy!
A Few Are Flexing More Than Champagne And Caviar
I thought I would put together a small gallery of female celebs who exhibit a little bit of tone and definition to their bodies. A select few of them like Jessica Biel and Madonna have made some serious commitments to the weightroom and display their rewards well with their muscled physiques. I’m sorry to report Nicole Ritchie and Mary Kate Olsen did’nt make the cut this time around, but we’ll give them another year to find that Gold’s Gym around the corner.